Kat Slater's secret lover REVEALED!

Digital Spy has told us that "EastEnders favourite Alfie Moon is left devastated... as the reveal of Kat's mystery lover proves to be the final straw for his troubled marriage." And it's no wonder really, as the reason she's been so secretive over the true identity of the bloke she's been banging is because the bloke is actually a lady and the lady is actually her barmaid, Tracy! In much the same way her long forgotten daughter Zoe did, she's been dabbling in the lesbian arena - and now it's time for her to come clean. And it's all just in time for Christmas!

Will Albert Square give 'Chryed' a happy ending?

Big soapy gays Syed & Christian are due to leave the happy world of Walford later this year, it has been revealed - but will they be leaving together, or in seperate black cabs after half an hour of shouting and crying? Only time will tell.

Eastenders spin-off could be new British sitcom?

New ideas for sitcoms are dreamed up every year, but very few of them capture the nation's imagination. However, there's something different about the next brilliant sitcom to come from us Brits (potentially). It's an Eastenders spin-off called 'Off the Rails!'... Maybe.

Is this a fab idea or is this a fab idea? Ian could end up on the streets once more, grow another beard and constantly talk about his once thriving empire to a drugged up Phil Mitchell, who's presumably managed to escape some sort of high security prison. He's on the run, blamed for a murder he didn't commit - for once! As a result, we get to see him dress up in all sorts of hilarious disguises! The possibilities here are endless!

Misremembered TV & Movie Quotes - Vol. 2

If you've ever watched a film or TV show, thought a particular piece of dialogue was quite fantastic and then tried to remember it a few days later, you'll bear with HCTV as it continues building a collection of some of the best loved quotes ever mumbled.. You can see the last batch here.

There's more after the jump...

Ian (The White) heads back to Eastenders

Ian Beale's heading back to the wonderful world of Walford later this summer! We last saw him taking off in his pyjamas and, after suffering a nervous breakdown thanks to money troubles and things not going so well with his latest bimbo, he seems to have ended up homeless and trampy! So, to put a smile back on his face, he's decided to return to the one place he knows everyone's always having the time of their lives. East-fucking-enders.

Ben there, done that!

Ben Mitchell, the east end's most notorious homosexual psychopath, is capable of just about anything. That's a fact. He pushed lovely Glenda down the stairs and he managed to psychologically disturb his father, hard-man Phil Mitchell (and the rest of us) with secret messages and a stash of black envelopes. He even burned his little sister with a hot teaspoon in the style of the crazy psycho bitch who taught him how it's all done - Stella.

One less thing to smile about...

Pat Butcher is now dead and finally free of the never-ending whirlwind of misery that was her 'life' in Walford. Many fans are labelling her departure 'the end of an earring'... Which doesn't sound as nice out loud as it does in your brain.