Ben Mitchell, the east end's most notorious homosexual psychopath, is
capable of just about anything. That's a fact. He pushed lovely Glenda
down the stairs and he managed to psychologically disturb his father,
hard-man Phil Mitchell (and the rest of us) with secret messages and a
stash of black envelopes. He even burned his little sister with a hot
teaspoon in the style of the crazy psycho bitch who taught him how it's
all done - Stella.
But it's poor Heather Trott who's
experienced the worst of Ben Mitchell's evil gay ways. He made her
believe she had an imaginary boyfriend that didn't exist, which in turn
lead to her becoming the laughing stock of Albert Square. Then, to top
it all off, he only went and murdered the poor girl.
So,
let's think for a moment. If Ben Mitchell really is capable of just
about anything, surely the Eastenders team have a brilliant reason
behind throwing in a scene every now and then where he examines Hev's
cheap picture frame (given to her by best
pal, Shirley) that he used to smash her round the back of the head
with. Surely he's keeping hold of it for some sneaky specific purpose! The theory: he is in fact a scientific genius, and he's going to
build an army. Yes, he killed Hev but he can bring her back to life
using the DNA left on that mucky ol' blood stained picture frame in his
secret laboratory! And not jut once, but twice! Three times! An army of
cloned, dangerously obese women all under evil gay Ben's control. DUFF
DUFF DUFF, etc.
Roo