How to tell if you are 'Jexy'

There are some lucky people out there who are 'Jexy', and they know it. Some don't know it. What are the telltale signs that you are one of these people? Here are a few pointers...

• Check if you have a brother, long-lost or otherwise. If this brother turns out to be a twin, chances are you're probably Jexy.
• Check your appearance in the mirror. Do you look like a porcelain doll that's suffered a nasty electric shock? You're probably Jexy.
• What sort of clothes do you wear? Are they tight & shiny? Do you find yourself ripping them off as opposed to simply removing them like normal people? Do your shoes have wings for no apparent reason? If yes, it's quite a possibility that you are Jexy.
• Are you "totally awesome"? If yes, you're more than likely "totally Jexy" too.
• How do you sound? Is your singing voice beautiful? Can you hold a note? Do people applaud and/or ask for more whenever you burst into song? You are definitely not Jexy. Stop kidding yourself.

If you are still confused, there's plenty more advice out there. Take the jump to watch a video that should clear things up for you. The two people in it are almost certainly Jexy...

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