How to tell if you are 'Jexy'

There are some lucky people out there who are 'Jexy', and they know it. Some don't know it. What are the telltale signs that you are one of these people? Here are a few pointers...

The Next Avenger

Hold on to your helmets! 'The Iron Lady' suddenly looks like a more appealing movie! This version would include ol' Maggie Tatcher becoming a superhero, flying about and shooting lazers from her hands, feet, boobs and whatnot, before eventually regaining her power and control over the country... It's a disaster movie. (Ha ha!)

One less thing to smile about...

Pat Butcher is now dead and finally free of the never-ending whirlwind of misery that was her 'life' in Walford. Many fans are labelling her departure 'the end of an earring'... Which doesn't sound as nice out loud as it does in your brain.