Being careful in the rain...

Has anybody else noticed the startling similarities between some of the adverts on the London Underground? Surely, there must be a set of laws in place to prevent this from happening! One can't help but think that the new 'won't hurt you' safety posters by TFL were designed to mimick the adverts for 'Singin' in the Rain' on purpose! Take the jump to see what happens when you mash the two together...

The SFX Geek-fest 2012

It has to be said that Prestatyn doesn't look like the sort of town that gets a lot of action. Traditionally, geeks don't either, so what better place to hold the 3rd annual SFX Weekender?!

SFX's 2nd event was impressive, but was the 3rd year better? Well, yes, it was. How about Pontins? No. Hell no. Actually it was probably worse. It's amazing how after a few minutes of downpour the entire holiday park floods. It's strange how they think they can get away with keeping almost every chalet freezing cold, holding back on the hot water, supplying broken fridges and, most importantly, refusing to clean up the majority of the previous holidaymaker's pubic hairs off the bathroom floor.

How to tell if you are 'Jexy'

There are some lucky people out there who are 'Jexy', and they know it. Some don't know it. What are the telltale signs that you are one of these people? Here are a few pointers...

The Next Avenger

Hold on to your helmets! 'The Iron Lady' suddenly looks like a more appealing movie! This version would include ol' Maggie Tatcher becoming a superhero, flying about and shooting lazers from her hands, feet, boobs and whatnot, before eventually regaining her power and control over the country... It's a disaster movie. (Ha ha!)

One less thing to smile about...

Pat Butcher is now dead and finally free of the never-ending whirlwind of misery that was her 'life' in Walford. Many fans are labelling her departure 'the end of an earring'... Which doesn't sound as nice out loud as it does in your brain.

Hello & Welcome

HCTV is now four years old - That's right! Mental. HCTV has been on the face of the planet for a total of four crazy years - it's refreshed, back in action and it's well and truly better than ever before. Start here with a new video - Roo's always wondered what it is about London that makes it so amazing, and this is his verdict: The god damn people, duh!