Warning: Blood splattered spoilers - in 2D!
This latest Texas Chainsaw
adaptation/sequel/reboot in a long line of adaptations/sequels/reboots is
horrific, but not in the way you'd expect. It's so shockingly empty and
uneventful, so dull and so bland, so predictable and remorselessly unaffected
by any sort of desire to put out something new or in any way imaginative or -
and here's the ultimate flaw - scary. Basically, it's a brainless excuse to
shower a 3D-goggle wearing audience with masses of blood and gore that's so
unrealistic it's laughable, so why the hell John Lussenhop felt the need to put
so much of it in is unfathomable.